TandT
03-09-2010, 07:27 AM
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
· "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.